My Crush Gave Me A Panic Attack And The Idiot Was Completely Unaware.

He ruined my life for weeks (I have pictures to show you).

My message:

My message to him. Had to blur out my surname, there’re some nosy morafockuursss here. LOL.

How does anyone understand one is straight? hahahahaha. I was thirsty. His response is below

As you all may already be aware, this ‘racist, sexist, evil, Machiavellian, retarded, clever and foolish writer’ you all wonderful people have labeled, is inter-alia also gay, and I claim this last one obviously, not the titles in quotes, who’s that guy?

I used to hear of infatuation but thought, ‘that’s never gonna happen to me, I’m flipping as gay as they come’ and as hot but not as queer if that makes sense — I wasn’t the stereotypic one.

I used to work in an establishment that encouraged me to do tedious tasks, I never want to be there but my rent ain’t gonna pay itself. It’s sad that most people are in the same boat as I was. But anyway, I was 20 and over a few years, I got to enjoy working there with other people, not until this mother fucker showed up.

I’ve now worked there for three years and I feel confident and experienced. When this bloke arrived to be registered and employed, I was not around but on the next day, we both showed up and I felt nothing for him, we just went about…